What is Obamas last name?

Obamas last name is...
My power is down...
Someone is at the Door...
OMG its ...

Guy1: What is Obamas last name?
Guy2: IDK

by Albanian_hippo69 February 18, 2022

I slept like coarse woody debris last night.

A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"

"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"

"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."

"No way! That's awesome."

by forestrychick November 30, 2011

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

Ok if you leave my mom out of this
Ill leave this <point at ur member> out of your mom!

ComeBack for most your mom jokes

by GUY November 27, 2003

when i met you last night baby

The introduction to a morning-after speech dismissing a hoe popularized by Nate Dogg through his lyrics in popular G-Funk songs "XXXplosive" and "Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)"

When I met you last night baby

before you opened up your gap
I had respect for you lady
But now I take it all back

Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call

Cuz IIIIIIIII have nevERRRRRRR met a giRLLLLLLLLL
ThaaATTTT I looOVVVED in the whole wide WorLDDD

by Doc Andre December 3, 2009

thats not what your momma said last night

a comeback or insult saying you slept with a persons momma and she was moaning and such

your ugly thats not what your momma said last night

by Groundhog July 26, 2006

When's the last time you came?

Made popular by the flirting fail of a forum member, this has quickly become an on-forum meme for several online communities and continues to thrive to date.

''When's the last time you came?''
''Last time I spoke to Clay, brah''

by Jinxieminx May 3, 2010

thats not what your mom told me last night

A good comeback to anything.

Bully: You suck.
Me:That's not what your mom told me last night!

Chorus: Ohhhhhhhh... DISSED!!!

by Same as your mother's May 13, 2005