Kieran Martin

He is a big dum dum who look like that one kid who like blows the kazoo like its his own dick cus he cant suck his own as it is too little for him.
Guy 1: Have you seen Kieran Martin's dick
The cool guy (Joe Porter): Nah, I don't have super vision!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 06, 2020
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kieran brookes

Beyond perfect in the eyes of Elisha, words just don't come close.
Elisha Loves Kieran Brookes, more than he will ever know x
by Lishaloo May 17, 2014
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kieran ackermann

Kieran Ackermann is the term used for a free roaming male human being living in B.C, Canada,who wears glasses, and can speak fluent french. You will know if you have met a Kieran Ackermann because he will add you to a weirdly named group chat, and text at all hours of the night.
by Liker Cart December 07, 2015
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kieran jenkins

a large ball of fuzz often found near vending machines and pool tables with no measurable volume.
mind your step when taking your shot, there's a kieran jenkins in the way.

OI fuzzball, get out the way.
by wooftastic February 05, 2010
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Kieran connolly

A natural born goth who doesn’t leave their room as they get touched by their father as they get paralysed on a day to day basis and get sexually turned on by fortnite battle royal
Hey man wanna come out to play nah man a have just witnessed a kieran connolly
by Kevin the hamster January 26, 2022
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