A girl who loves to sleep around and hit on men, she’s a whore wherever she goes. The kind of girl to hit on your grandpa at his funeral. She’s the type of girl to go places with no pants on so her flat ass is noticeable. She’s a very rude person and very toxic of a human being. She’s the type of person to go to college to fuck the whole football team. She is determined to catch a std.
Kelsie? Is that you getting a train rain on you? Not again!!
by I hate kelsie July 29, 2021
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a person somewhere in Ireland who you can never guess if she is bipolar a federal officer or just messing with you about 99% of the time
"Hey so I met Kelsie next door and I think she's gonna stab me in my sleep."
by Stoogeyman January 10, 2021
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Kelsie is the smartest, sweetest, nicest, sexiest, beautiful-est girl in the world. She can be the brightest star in the room but will pop someone if they get out of line. She has a kind heart, that can sometimes lead to her demise. She deserves the world and more. Protect all the Kelsie’s you know.

Ps. These statements are facts because it was written by a Kelsie herself :)
Hey who was that girl?

Oh that was Kelsie, the smartest girl on campus.
by No.1Paletas July 11, 2021
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A great person to meet, he is funny, loyal, and very athletic but he is a bit dumb. Even though most people with the name “Kelsie”are feminine he still is thankful for it and everything else.
Kelsie is great
Kelsie is hilarious

Kelsie scored 8 touchdowns

Kelsie hit 5 home runs
by Kelishim November 22, 2021
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Kelsie is the greatest guy you can ever meet he is funny, very athletic, and a little dumb. He also can be mean sometimes, but other than that he’s Legendary
Kelsie just scored a touchdown

Kelsie has a girlfriend!?!?
by Kelishim November 22, 2021
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WOWZA! Kels's are the nicest, funniest mofos evaaaaaa! They are so so so so so so so so so so so so so so soooo short but they have a big heart. I dont know about your lame kels (kelsie) but mine is the best! let me tell you a bit about her!

First things first shes the dirtiest person you will ever meet she is really nice maybe even too nice. For example if one of her friends (Tara- fake name) decides to be rude to your other friend she will stick up for that friend and then not talk to "Tara" for a couple monthes then "tara" will ask to hangout again and she will say yes even tho she doesnt want to. She doesnt care for boys AT ALL. Shes very athletic and sporty, and loves to watch the sturniolo brothers! she allways helps me with my stuff as needed. I know this isnt as long as the other ones people have wrote but yk its fine! thank you kels, for everything .
Skyler(boy)- WOWWW look at that dumpy that girl has over there!

Me(girl)- Oop, that must be kelsie! ;)
by kourtney.kardashian August 10, 2022
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The best girl you'll ever meet. Hearing her laugh will make you laugh with her. She gives the best head and is the best girlfriend ever. Once you meet her you'll never forget her.
Boy: Damn she is fittttt who is she
Girl: It's obviously Kelsie no one's got a bigger bootyyyyy than her
by BigWillyReeve November 19, 2019
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