Petua Koni

A really fat but short dick.

The emoticon representation of this term is "🤏"

Example 1:
Raag: "I saw a weird dick today, it was really fat, like really fucking fat, but it was so short. I wouldn't know how to describe it"
Gayan: "Kinda like mine, I have a Petua Koni as well"

Example 2
Aryo: "I have this peculiar taste for dicks, I like them fat but not too long."
Gourish Mamba: "Brother I don't have a BBC but I sure do have a Petua Koni"

by fake creep November 19, 2025

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Kony 2012

KONY 2012 is a half-hour documentary, backed by Invisible Children, that's tapping into the power of viral media to reach a global audience. It's based on Joseph Kony - a warlord in Uganda responsible for the enslavement of more than 30,000 children.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc

Kony 2012 is the fight against Joseph Kony, and the LRA.

by stopkony2012 June 17, 2012

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Do a Kony

Process of popularizing a social issue by getting millions of people to tweet it and Facebook it, whether or not it is a significant or relevant issue.

Sexual slavery is a huge problem around the world.

Yeah, you should do a Kony on it.

by bluesky9001 August 3, 2012

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Kony 2012

kony 2012 is the name of a video that's going viral right now! it explains the campaign concerning the war in Uganda and how a seriously dangerous criminal Joseph Kony is abducting children and forcing them to become either sexual slaves or child soldiers. It's definitely worth watching!

go watch kony 2012, it will change your point of view.

by spreading the news June 16, 2012

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