ket stains

Weird or unusual stains on jeans or trousers

Errr dude why do you have ket stains on you?

by Pring1e October 8, 2015

Ket

Is another way of saying "cat" but funnier. Most people don't know this or I just made it up. All I know is that this is a way to say "cat" while confusing everyone.

Person A: Hey look it's a Ket!
Person B: Where?
Person A: It's right in front of you!
Person B: What's a Ket!?!?

by can i eat this February 5, 2023

Ket

Karl’s favourite midnight snack

Damn bambi did you just do some ket

by Matt Darville February 6, 2021

Ketting

The act of doing ket

Me and the boys are going Ketting

by Halford7090 March 2, 2021

Ket cup

Used by the best spice heads of britain, mainly Sheffield based. Only hard ens use it, it’s a cup that contains all ur spicey needs such as ket, ur regular spice, anything u want rlly. Can be made at home or bought from ur nearest b and m bargains

Alreyt cunt that’s a nice ket cup u got there

by Massive unit March 9, 2019

Ket got your tongue

Like cat got your tongue but when you’ve had too much ketamine and you can’t quite spit out the word you want to finish your sentence

Me: hdhdhdkskhdkslshbdhdvdkf
Them: what’s the matter? Ket got your tongue?

by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021

Ket Land

The illusionary state of mind when someone consumes the drug Ketamine. The state of mind can be so extreme that the consumer feels that they are in a whole different universe or land.

Yeah, same. I'm in Ket Land right now. It's amazing!

by Druf175 March 5, 2011