Monkey Juggling

the act of trying to carry an item (a hot plate for example) which is too hot, and to repeatedly toss it between each hand whilst going "ooh ooh ooh!"

oh yeah, nigella was monkey juggling her way around the kitchen with those muffins mate

by the bearspace group February 17, 2010

Cock-Juggling Thunder-Cunt

A derroggiatory word used to describe someone that is hated or unliked. The words "Cock-Juggling" refer back to someone who people call gay. "Thunder-Cunt" is deriving from someone who people call a lesbian/slore.

He/she Juggles all the cocks around sucks them and than (she) gets her pussy licked and filled with so many one eyed squirrels that it starts to rumble.
That kid is such a CJTC (Cock-Juggling Thunder-Cunt)

by Little Gords July 24, 2006

Cock Juggling thunder cunt

A person who juggles cocks while at the same time being a thunder cunt

That bitch right there is a cock juggling thunder cunt.

by aeryk October 6, 2008

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

One who used their democratic vote in an ill-educated, misinformed, xenophobic manner, with little understanding of the consequences.

Wayne, can you even spell referendum you Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt?

by Schmike Miguel June 25, 2016

Juggling

In video games, an ability to continuously move the opponent in order to keep him off balance and make it easier for your allies to kill. Very fast, coordinated, and fun. Much like real life juggling, success renders the intended target dizzy. The shoryuken is a common and effective example, as it pops the enemy in the air and with a little skill will keep the enemy from countering and thus in a world of hurt.

Once I landed the first shoryuken on him, I just kept on juggling him. He was dead before he landed on the ground.

by wildcard9 January 17, 2010

cock juggling thunder cunt

a hairy slut who enjoys sucking vinegary pussy/dick. or saggy balls. it depends.

alen - the cock juggling thunder cunt took my money and my pants...
david - why your pants?
alen - she claimed she didnt have any.
david - wait, so what was she wearing?
alen - nothing. and she said if i didnt get naked too she would bite my dick off...
david - dude, why did you call her over then?
alen - she's been hidding in my garage for a few months, i thought she could use something in her mouth.

by shelovedx January 17, 2008

cock juggling thunder cunt

someone who is sutch a bitch you cant even stand the whore anymore you hate her so mutch you would rather sufer a paper cut to the eyeball then spend one more second with this male or female so if your looking at a hitious bitch this is the word for you.

seriously she is a cock juggling thunder cunt with her hair she looks acualy like she can take a 40 inch dick to the ass.

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by 101suckmycock September 7, 2010