by mr.z-feller;) November 27, 2019
A 6th grader who is always in basketball shoes and Nike clothes. He is very loud and tells Mexican Word of the Day jokes. Some people in his class used to call him cocky doodle stew. Josiah thinks he is going to be in the NBA. He has an older brother who is in 7th grade, and 3 little brothers. He has one group of friends and is scared to ask out girls in person. Josiah has never had an F on a report card in his life.
by newzealan April 16, 2018
Josiah's are always incredibly large people, large in body mass with some gigantic titties. massive shoe size meaning you know what. smelly motherfucker always uses 1 whole lynx can a day. can't afford a lynx can, he finds them in the gym.
by Enzotech2 June 07, 2019
Josiah, AKA Jewnigga
All Josiahs think and act like they are big and bad and know what they are talking about but actually don't know shit.
They like cock in and around their ass and mouth.
They are queer motherfuckers who think they know a lot about drugs and life... When really they ain't nothin but a bitch ass marin kid.
They will only start shit if they know somebody else who will have their back is there. Cuz they obviously can't fight one on one.
All Josiahs think and act like they are big and bad and know what they are talking about but actually don't know shit.
They like cock in and around their ass and mouth.
They are queer motherfuckers who think they know a lot about drugs and life... When really they ain't nothin but a bitch ass marin kid.
They will only start shit if they know somebody else who will have their back is there. Cuz they obviously can't fight one on one.
Oh shit who's the little bitch who started that fight?
oh it was a josiah.
why isn't he fighting back??
CUZ ITS A JOSIAH!
oh it was a josiah.
why isn't he fighting back??
CUZ ITS A JOSIAH!
by hatelilbitchez October 18, 2010
by sad.- November 28, 2019
Sexy ass . big ole booty with a side of nice ass tities . Josiahs tend to be really big hoes and they are not special . their dicks are really small and their booties are really big . Josiahs are the biggest players ever and tend to be gay . They usually suck at everything they do and will never be anywhere in life . They also smell because they dont take showers . They are not athletic at all . They fail at everything they do . Josiahs act really different around you and cannot keep secrets . They are horrible friends. So stay away from them . PLEASE . Anyways josiahs should be of your rang and they will do you dirty do not be friends with them at all costs they will break your heart or tell all your secrets
by bobross66 August 17, 2020