Taking information and misusing it intentionally. Molding and warping facts into arguments to solely match your opinion. This involves intentionally misrepresenting opposition and strategic omission of statements to help support your argument exclusively.
Similar to a spin doctor. Jon took what Corey said 2 years ago about a Baylor incident and applied it to a conversation about politics yesterday. He tried to force some connection that nobody else but him could even consider. The Baylor sexual harassment situation has absolutely nothing to with Harvey Weinstein but he tried to say that if you defended the student athletes of Baylor than you automatically support a director who was accused as well. Obviously this isn't the case but Jon is still jonning the point as loudly as possible.
by Anonymous army October 28, 2017
shorter term for Jonathon, also a code name for Lazarus and Leviathan, usually a common name of the 21st century goven to males. However, past dated documents depict Jons as demonic creatures residing in human entities. Their aura and presence can leave residual effects on humans such as night terrors or... bed wettings. To defeat a Jon one must have the correct alchemical brew at the ready applied to special grade steal or silver.
Derek: “I had a terrible Jon lastnight bro.”
Nathan: “I had a Jon the other night too!”
Their Dreams: “ We had Jons too! It was terrible!”
Nathan: “I had a Jon the other night too!”
Their Dreams: “ We had Jons too! It was terrible!”
by Jessifer Lucias January 12, 2018
jon is a huge junkie, he wears TN's, and rolls his trackies up. He is an abusive pric, and always has to have the benefit of the doubt. Makes little kids cry
by dropkick jones May 04, 2018
The most annoying lil fucker in all of eastmeck
/Doesn’t know what dickrider means
/SoundCloud rapper
/Doesn’t know what dickrider means
/SoundCloud rapper
by Jon jon enthusiast November 02, 2022
A term used for someone who acts in a shadydishonest manner and constantly tries to make people feel bad for him/her
Person 1: My house is going under foreclosure, I don't make enough money working late night shifts at a chocolate factory, and I can't ever make it on time to college.
Person 2: Dude stfu, I saw you buying a $20 cake at shoprite. Don't go all Jon on me.
Person 2: Dude stfu, I saw you buying a $20 cake at shoprite. Don't go all Jon on me.
by Konata92 November 17, 2011