Johnathan Dowe

Johnathan Dowe does not exist. He never has existed. If you know of anyone named Johnathan Dowe, please report to your local Anomalous Entity Containment Center and Anomalous Entity Encounter Rehabilitation Facility.

Anomalous Entity #08375: Johnathan Dowe (JD8375)
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)

RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."

by MiserableFuck April 6, 2022

Johnathan

Pussy whooped ass nigga the fights over other girls and flashes his gun bc he is a pussy and don’t want the smoke

Real nigga:” bruh Johnathan is a pussy bro he didn’t want fade”
Real nigga 2:” I swear I hate that nigga he hella whooped for that.”

by You’re whooped October 1, 2019

Johnathan M.

A very black person who doesn’t care about nobody they him/her self

Johnathan M. Doesn’t even care about me

by J..berryyy January 13, 2023

Johnathan "Carrie" Sundholm: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 10: Johnathan "Carrie" Sundholm: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

Johnathan

A gay faggot who likes fucking boys under the age and really wants a 19 inch cock every day for summer

Wow look at that Johnathan he likes it big!!

by Itsshallot11 February 10, 2025

Johnathan

A good friend of brook and Taylor. Likes snowboarding and drawing.

Johnathan is a poopy stinky fart face

by Johno5 June 10, 2021

Johnathan Faraday

Johnathan is a ordinary dude that plays soccer. He is adopted and 50% Italian and is a huge fan of women. He also thinks that Steve Parker is the G.O.A.T.

What's a Johnathan Faraday?
- only the best human in the world.

by giorgio_chiellini24 January 18, 2022