joan of arc

When a female gives a male the equivalent of a Roman Soldier using a Strap-On Dildo and surprising him with it in the middle of the night.

You should have seen the expression on my husband's face when I gave him that Joan of Arc! He almost started running assholes to elbows!!!

by NLK November 7, 2008

joan of arcadia

a crappy show on CBS which gets high critical acclaim. it follows the adventures of a girl with epilepsy who believes she is talking to god. this gives her justification, as it has with real life world leaders, to kill and rape humanity.

God: joan, stop at least having seizures for just a minute to hear my next murderous command

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man: I don't believe in god
joan: but I do because I have brain damage!

by Phil The Pornstar January 19, 2005

Joan of Arc

your mom

wow your mom is Joan of Arc

by Hotcarlonyourface March 29, 2004

Joan of Arc

When a girl orgasms 3 times in just one period of sex.

MAN, i made my girl do a Joan of Arc, she still cant walk straight.

by Pimp T-Dawg October 8, 2003

Joan of Arc

When a female gives a male the equivalent of a Roman Soldier using a Strap-On Dildo and surprising him with it in the middle of the night.

You should have seen the expression on my husband's face when I gave him that Joan of Arc! He almost started running assholes to elbows!!!

by NoLKo November 8, 2008

Joan Collins special

n. The act of cheating, duping, or screwing someone.

Homer Simpson: "The Phone Company is bamboozling us!"

Moe : "Homer's right! We're gettin' the Joan Collins special!"

by Foreverzero3 January 30, 2006

Joan Rivers Doubletake

When you see clothing so bad, you can't help but doubletake.

That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.

Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.

by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter September 5, 2007