I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Jelly Bean

A fat, gay Mexican.

Guy1: So this fat vato walks up to me and asked if he could have my burrito. I wasn't even eating.

Guy 2: Ah, he must have been a Jelly Bean!

by Stasch42 October 21, 2017

Jelly Bean

A woman's clitoris.

I want to taste her jelly bean.

by Yum Yum Sauce March 23, 2021