Jeffsterday

A term which describes two days in the past.
or
One day prior to yesterday.

I had an exam Jeffsterday.

When asked:
Did you finish the project yesterday?
Response without term:
No, I finished it the day before yesterday.
Instead:
No, I finished it Jeffsterday.

by Roberto Fuentes May 7, 2008

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jeffslap

a jeffslap is the action of grappling a fat mans left tit and twisting it as you scream the word egg if successful, you will traverse into the void

hey dude i just gave my dad a jeffslap

by jeffman132 September 7, 2017

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Is where you are attracted to the extremely beautiful Jeff the Killer. You should look up pictures of him at night alone for sexy time. His face will forever be in your dreams. So remember to

Go. To. Sleep. ;)

Jeffsexual i.e.

Fan girl 1: OMG have you heard of Jeff the Killer?!
Fan girl 2: OMG yaaaaasssssss!!! He's so gorgeous!!!!
Normal fucking person: *is having nightmare about Jeff the Killer's face*

by IDefinedSomethingHere April 9, 2019

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jeffscokewh0r3s

imagine: the best ahs account on tiktok. oh wait - you don’t have to. its literally just this account. their backs must be BROKEN from carrying not only the app itself, but the entire ahs fandom as well.

“hey did you see what jeffscokewh0r3s just posted?”
“oh, you mean the best account on tiktok?”
“duh”

by penis muncher 1 March 27, 2021