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jeebus

A name used on progressive blogs to deride intolerant religious rightwingers ("fundies") who use the Christian faith as a flag and front for every one of their nastiest motivations, statements and actions, hiding hate behind professed faith. Basically "jeebus" is a code word for lefties permitting them to mock self-annointed religious frothing biters / ultraconservatives of the social or financial right who advocate selfishness and cruelty (via nutty religious errors) without actually deriding Jesus or Christianity itself which they don't have a problem with. Put alternatively, a person who follows the New Testament loves Jesus; a person who can't wait to take away sick benefits from a dying lesbian because God Hates Fags loves Jeebus. Get the diff?
"Don't you understand? Tax cuts for the rich are good and welfare for sick mothers is immoral! What kind of atheistic radical are you to think otherwise?"
"Jeebus told you to say that, didn't he?"
by seeker6079 April 10, 2006
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jeebuzz

its like another way of saying oh my gosh or jeeeez , crazy or WTF
him: Did you hear about the shooting yesterday?
me: No, did anyone die?
him: Yes a 5 year old girl did.
me: Jeebuzz!
by sheSURELYelite <3 January 24, 2011
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heebie jeebies

Man....spiders give me the heebie jeebies!
by The Crack Jackal October 12, 2003
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jeebus

I love people wo think that homer invented jeebus, you're all so cute. i congratulate the people who say frank zappa, buy I have to tell y'all it was used by Duke Ellington (1930's jazz writer/singer) in a throwback to his catholic school days. He used it instead of jesus so that the nuns couldn't beat him, or whatever it is that angry nuns do. he used it instead of jesus for the rest of his life, which is where zappa probably found it.
by Obscure facts man! May 13, 2005
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Jeebo

The definition of truth itself anyone who uses the word and lies shall be smited by the holy lord himself. Unfortunately Jeebo himself is not known to the common being such as ourselves, but he is the our lord and savior
Person 1: On Jeebo He didnt fuck your sister in her tight asshole.
Person 2: You better be telling the truth, Jeebo might smite you.
by I Love Lolis August 8, 2018
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heebie jeebies

A passe term used to refer to a feeling of being 'freaked out'.
The thought of George Bush being president of America gives me the heebie jeebies.
by Stuart October 11, 2003
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heebly jeeblies

An expression of suprise. Another phrase for, Oh My God!, oh wow, oh my, gosh.. Can be shortened to jeeblies, Pronounced: Hee-bu-lee Gee-bu-leees
Heebly jeeblies.. whats up with your hair?!
by Laura and Frankie February 24, 2008
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