Jax Porky

To receive felatio from a girl directly after she regurgitates her consumption of the evening.

Man, that ho booted all over the place then sucked off Mike. I never figured he'd go for a Jax Porky!

by Shy Needwood December 13, 2008

to jax

to jax is a synonym for masturbating, but with a little spicy special.
when you jax the cum is floating the whole room.

Guy B: - dude do you like to jax?
Guy A: - dude i jaxxed so hard to olivia jones yesterday

meaning: yesterday i floated my whole room with cum

by oemii August 16, 2018

Jax

Likes a girl named autumn and cheats on people for her. He has his horrible moments a lot and usually a rlly horrible friend

Jax cheated on me with autumn

by Jackranish January 28, 2019

Jax

The Big Dipper

Dude, you Jax over there. Yah he’s a Big Dipper.

by lil spoon June 10, 2018

jaxed

You’re too slow or you’re annoying

Man , why do you gotta be so jaxed

by Dhhhhyouthought December 14, 2017

Jax Effect

The Jax Effect occurs when you have a problem but it miraculously fixes itself the moment someone else looks at the problem.

I brought my computer problem to Jax at IT and it fixed itself the moment she looked it. The Jax Effect just happened.

"Hey Jax. My learning modules aren't loading when I try to launch them. I keep getting an 'Access Denied' Not sure what's going on."
"OK let me take a look. Oh it looks like it's loading fine and I didn't even have to do anything."
"OMG I just got Jaxed! Thank you!"
"You're very welcome!"

"Hey can you come over here? Something's messed up."
"OK. What is it?" Walks over.
"When I click this, nothing happens... oh wait.. What? It's working now. It wasn't working before."
"You just got Jaxed."

by zerocool01 January 10, 2020

Jax

When the jaw is wider than the forehead.

Also, one who cheats on every girlfriend and suffers from chronic nasal congestion from excessive ‘pasta’ consumption.

I just found out my boyfriend cheated on me. ‘You got Jaxed’.

by Itsnotaboutthepasta April 21, 2020