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James Charles

James Charles loves going ass out at Coachella and also adores turning straight men gæ!

James Charles is the most untrustworthy person to go out and have dinner with!
(Confirmes by Tati)
Waiter: Hello ladies what would yall like?
James: EXcuSe mE, I'm A mAN!
Waiter: Oh I'm sorry, you know all the make-
James: Ok! I'll have the ______ PLEASE
Waiter: Ok sure!
*Waiter comes with the food*
James: Thanks.
Waiter: Just doing my job.
James: Hey, I'm sorry for being so rude, wanna chill and grab a drink sometime?
Waiter: But I'm straight not gæ!?
James: Don't lie I know you want it...
Waiter: Are you trying to seduce me... AND turn me gæ!?
James: Meet you at "random bar" at 7pm sweetie...
*James leaves*
Waiter: *Uhhhhhhhh*

Waiter: No-one should be a James Charles.
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James Charles

James Charles on fonèm tried to make me suck his nonexistent dick
by Fonèm dé œn May 24, 2019
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James Charles

James Charles is a recently deceased youtuber due to a feud costing him over 2 mil in subscribers. James Charles was a dude who decided he wanted to suck off his uncle so he decided to get the gay. He claims he can turn anyone gay but JK Rowling would like to dispute that.
James Charles was a model for covergirl, but he is a boy, so it is coverthem now. coverthem in what? you know what
by A Kawaii fluffy dog ^w^ May 13, 2019
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James Charles

trash/garbage, a thing you throw out to the straight garbage man
Son! Take out the James Charles! It reeks like clowns in here!

Hey shishters! I'm James Charles! And today, we'll be talking about how I got in the Guinness World Records for 'Most Subscribers Lost Ever!'
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James Charles

James Charles is a Mua (makeup artist). He’s the best at doing makeup. He’s looking for a straight boy to mingle with. Plus he loves saying the word “good and fresh.” Lady’s watch out he’s going to take you mans.
Boy~ James Charles is hot

Girls~ babe wtf
Boy~i thinks I’m going to ask him on a date
Girl~you're going to pick him over me.
Boy~ yeah now bye
by @nozandozan November 18, 2018
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James Charles

YouTube makeup artist, known for calling his fandom “sisters,” with his own makeup pallete. Usually seen with pinkish drinkities, James Charles is also very gay, which is definitely not a bad thing.
Person: I JUST GOT THR JAMES CHARLES PALETTE! I LOVE IT!
Person 2: Omg I’m sister salty I want it!
by Big_uwu_energy_ February 11, 2019
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James Charles

James Charles was born in 1858 during the great depression. James was then drafted on the side of the Zulu's during the war, then left due to them "having a better tan than him". James would go on to form the illuminati in 1902, and would work on project "Gay". James was a pacifist during the war as it didn't benefit his make-up brand. James then went on to bomb Hiroshima and Nagasaki. "The Enola Gay" -> "James is Gay". James then went on to commit the Armenian genocide, and used the bones of the crushed up Armenians to produce his make up brand. James worked along side Lennin to start the Russian revolution of 1917. It was infact James that burnt down the Reichstag. James then placed nukes in Cuba. In 2001, James commited a terrorist attack on 11th September.
by German1939_holidayz February 19, 2020
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