ninja invite

World of Warcraft term, lure someone to join your party or guild.

"we need a tank for an instance, but nobody wants to join. We need to ninja invite someone".

by Udame March 13, 2008

Invertebrella

A condition that an umbrella can suffer in a sudden burst of strong wind. Sometimes the condition can be reversed and the umbrella can be saved. Typically the umbrella ends up in the trash and the owner of the umbrella ends up soaked and angry.

Lynda enters the house soaked...

Marty: Whoa, you're soaked! Don't you have an umbrella?

Lynda: I did, but the wind got hold of it and flipped it inside out. I tried to bend it back, but it just broke, cut my finger, and I got soaked. It's in the in the trash.

Marty: Bummer. Bad case of invertebrella huh?

Lynda: What?

by m_piet September 2, 2009

Invitation Obligation

The social pressure to invite an unwanted person to an event

“Is Tom coming to your party on Saturday night?” / “No way dude, if I invite Tom then I have to invite his annoying girlfriend too... Invitation obligation.”

“Rachel always guilts me with invitation obligation... I always give in and end up inviting her boring friend Laura along too.”

by EllaRockstar March 2, 2011

Invertebrate Troll

(N) A cowardice forum troll with extremely low self esteem who no votes others people's posts yet rarely if ever responds with a post of their own.

It seems like all my posts are getting no votes but no one has the balls to respond! It must be the work of Invertebrate Trolls.

by Funmunke August 19, 2013

Inverted dickle

The polar opposite to getting a male erection . The penis crawls in on itself to hide . The penis moved into a position polar opposite to erect .

Samantha rubbed against me . She is so ugly and repulsive , I got a inverted dickle

by Bigchubby July 7, 2021

inverted bracelets

the mark left behind from cutting wrists

kid 1: did you hear about Marcus? he's got inverted bracelets
kid 2: oh shit, we should <insert emotional support>

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 10, 2021

tinkers invitation

A last minute invite to a function usually as replacement for an invited person who can't make it.

I got a tinkers invitation to Julie's wedding this weekend, I wonder who bailed .

by Jessyjes November 5, 2017