The Injury Theory is a theory states that you should let your child or animal do something and get a injury so that way they will learn to not do that action again.
(Guy 1): I use the Injury Theory with my child to make them learn things
(Guy 2): i moniter my child closely
(Guy 2): i moniter my child closely
by SleepyKade April 5, 2021
by Totally Legal Alien November 13, 2019
An injury that happens during sex.
Physical trauma that occurs during or because of sexual acts, leading to a noticeable injury that often has to be explained to others.
Physical trauma that occurs during or because of sexual acts, leading to a noticeable injury that often has to be explained to others.
Bob: "Why are you limping?"
Dave: "I feel out of bed, when my wife repositioned during sex last night."
Bob: "Nice! A sex injury."
Dave: "Yeah, thanks."
Dave: "I feel out of bed, when my wife repositioned during sex last night."
Bob: "Nice! A sex injury."
Dave: "Yeah, thanks."
by Orik T. Viking December 12, 2021
PLEASE KILL ME!!!- a man who suffered a testicular injury
by Nekminnit4 April 9, 2016
by Nick Danger 78 September 24, 2009
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 23, 2023
The most amazing law firm in the southeast. The original use of the term and has no relation to the horrible story writing of a certain individual on a certain app.
by surfsuppenguin73 April 26, 2023