Ninja Inflation

Hidden inflation, such as when a restauant serves smaller portions, instead of raising its prices. Since the reamains the same, it's not easily seen by the untrained eye; it's hidden like a Ninja. But the inflation is surely there!

Friend A: "Heyyyy, wait a minute...didn't this dinner entre used to always come with 3 pork chops? I've only been getting 2 now for a while...but at the same price as before..."

Friend B: "Yeah, man...that is called NINJA INFLATION!!!"

by ConManipulation January 24, 2014

inflation

Deviantart in a nutshell

Oh god inflation art make it stop

by FlashlightMemelord July 28, 2016

wang inflation

when a girl other than your own arouses your interest.

a jealousy issue involving a friends significant other, making your girl seem less valuable.

dude: my girl is fly, but tom's girl gives me a case of wang inflation.

by jimcrist August 16, 2008

Close Friend Inflation

When one begins to add their friends on facebook to their "close friends" list. Soon, they will begin to receive more notifications than ever before. Close Friend Inflation appears to make someone more popular, when in reality they are just becoming privy to typically useless information.

Man, I thought people were starting to like my facebook but it was just close friend inflation.

by TheRealMrCoincidence September 2, 2012

inflatuation

An infatuation with flatulence.

Delbert loved to share his inflatuation with strangers in long lines at Wal-mart check-out counters and in long elevator rides.

by harry flashman August 14, 2003

Conditional Invitation

When someone is invited to a social event on the condition that they don't come. Usually done to make sure someone knows that you don't want them there, rather then that you simply forgot to invite them.

'You can come out djanning with us on one condition, you don't come.'

-Textbook example of the conditional invitation

by robertstapelsmum October 19, 2009

Ovation inflation

The inappropriate response of applause regardless of the quality of the performance

The undeserved applause and standing ovation given to the singer for her mediocre performance was a prime example of ovation inflation.

by Alex Dumpance March 23, 2010