immaculate

To be so "high" on the reefer that your face takes on a beatific grin. You see, know, and are one with God, i.e., Jah Rastafari.

That stoney fuck over there is stoned immaculate.

by Fenway Nickel January 22, 2004

immaculate high school

A prep school located in Danbury, Connecticut where students from around Fairfield County and New York attend. 98% white and 2% other. Around 400 students attend IHS. Wonderful little school full of rich preppy stoners who think they are awsome and drive somewhat decent cars such as audis, SUV's, and mercedes. Basically take all the nicest cars out of any parking lot and put them there. The girls soccer team is pretty nasty, and the baseball team is good. They try and talk trash, but arent hood enough to back it up. yea. thats it. They party hard, when there is a good party, rare though since all the good parties have gotten busted and ended by the POlice. I know a kid who got expelled there and they wear uniforms. skirts and ties. skirts+kneesocks+shirt=girls. pants+tie+shirt=boy

If a girl is in the mall wearing polo and birks, chances are she goes to immaculate high school
If a guy is in the mall and has long messy hair and looks stoned chances are he goes to immaculate high school

by IHSscks.goBHS July 16, 2008

Immaculate monetization

Money whose source may not be questioned.

Republicans have adopted new House rules that require cuts equal to or greater than new spending, except for their party's own legislative agenda items, which are presumably paid for by immaculate monetization.

by ethermeme January 7, 2011

immaculate data services

A young individual selling All network data exclusive to Nigerian only

Buy your data from Immaculate data services

by Ayobamiii February 5, 2020

immaculate ejection

An extremely rare occurrence when a foul, filthy, and consciously sloppy bowel movement leaves no residue on the toilet paper.

Dude 1: "What a beautiful start to my day! I thought last night's spicy enchilada's would have ruined my last roll of t.p.. But when I went to swipe, it was cleaner than fresh linen."

Dude 2: "You've experienced the immaculate ejection. God had bigger things in store for you than a dirty bum."

by WhoDaThought? April 21, 2021

immaculate exception

some one who the normal rules don't apply to; Jesse Mack Gore II Esquire; someone who has the ability to have the most irregular situations work out to their benefit; also someone who has to suffer the most outrageous negative situations that shouldn't be humanly possible

Thats some Immaculate Exception shit right there.

by Jscmack November 5, 2022

Immaculate Curve

Godly equation to determine the youngest girl you can date.
Your age divided by 2, plus 5 = The age of the youngest girl you can date.

"Dude, she's 16, that's well within your immaculate curve."

by dsmonkey September 19, 2003