labor ho

to not have a girlfriend but still have sex by running game on single girls or sometimes girls who are going out.

dude1: you aint got a girl?
dude2: nope
dude1: sohow do u keep ur flow?
dude2: I'm a labor ho bitch!

by jazzyy October 05, 2006

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Dwarf Labor

Kidnapping midgets and forcing them to remove your dingleberrys daily, and making them throw water baloons filled with poop at old people in a retirement home

midget: i hate dwarf labor

Dave: shut up chuck and remove these dingleberrys from my ass!

by autistic golf ball December 16, 2010

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Labor Party

A group of useless left wing politicians and non binary furries

“Hmm, I can’t be the only person to think that the Labor Party of Australia hasn’t won a Federal Election in a while?”

by Umbra lux October 28, 2021

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Hard Labor

Engaging in Vaginal sex with a Female Whilst she is in Labor. This is Very Dangerous and should not be tried on LIVING women unless they seriously are jacking up on drugs and dont give a fuck. This will make the baby lose Virginity at the age of 0. This can also cause Child Molestation Charges.

Are you sure you want give your wife hard Labor. It sounds kinda Dangerous

by my name is yourmom March 26, 2010

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Labor Day

The last day of summer. Usually school starts starts slighty before or after this day. As the name suggests, it celebrates workers. Since Summer ends, people tend to avoid wearing light colors after this day in order to keep warm.

Delivery boy: Hey, why aren't you wearing your white cardigan, Mrs. Frankbaum?
Shelia: Labor day was yesterday.
DB: Oh. Is Mr. Frankbaum at work?
Shelia: Yes, Ted is. He's a lawyer.
DB: Wanna fuck?
Sheila: I'm not an infidel, you perv!

by Hannibal Lector42 September 05, 2011

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