I can fap to this febuary

lower your horny standards after january

Friend: hey dude look at this photo of my mom
You: Good thing it's I can fap to this febuary!
You: That turned me on!!!!

by big man 22211155 November 1, 2022

i can move water

a way for someone to say im going to drown myself

“Want to see me move water?”
“I can move water, you want to see?”

by chachamami January 23, 2022

“Idk if I can squirt”

This term can my used by a female that has only creamed and not squirted while having an orgasm.

Dad: I am gonna make you squirt so much in bed tonight baby
Daughter: “idk if I can squirt” I have only creamed

by Pigiott2000 January 1, 2019

I can go for miles

To have sex for hours
To be horny as fuck
To fuck someone till one of you passes out

Guy: I am so horny right now I can go for miles if you now what I mean
Girl:let’s have sex till one of use passes out
Guy: take off you pants and let me enter you

Girl: fuck me harder
Guy: get down on your knees and give me a blow job

by Blood-Rose Of Darkness April 23, 2018

I Can Fix Her

I Can Fix Her
Realistically it's too late your just Cheating on yourself thinking in your mind.I Can Fix Her . Tho she doesn't even think it's a problem Fantasy Boy
Friend:Hey.wdym when you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.

Friend:Hey.wdym whem you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.

by BadComputer August 30, 2023

Cause I Can and It's Free

A phrase to answer any "why" questions.

Cause I can and it's free.

by Sexiiiioooo August 11, 2010

I can see the light

I'm going to die.

*Officer down*
Cop 1: don't you die on me!
Cop 2:I can see the light....*dead*
Cop 1:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

by Cellboy14 September 15, 2018