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Hippotomonstrosesquipedalionphobia

Hippotomonstrosesquipedalionphobia is the fear of long words.
Uh do you have Hippotomonstrosesquipedalionphobia?
AHHHHHHHHHH
by 92234567889497807 October 4, 2022
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Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

I’m sorry sir, you seem to have hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia“
*screams*
by Spherical SirFace January 24, 2023
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Hippocroccapig

A Hippocroccapig is someone whose self-esteem is so heartbreakingly low that they’ll still go home with the messiest drunk at the club. Lonelier than a deep sea fisherman and craving human touch so much that they’ll sacrifice all of their little remaining dignity. Waking up next to that drunken fiend is their life blood. Rarely self titled, more likely to be identified by friends of said drunken fiend as they drag them across the dance floor and out of the fire exit doors never to be seen again. Until next week at least.

There’s probably a Steve Irwin episode about them somewhere.
You should’ve seen the absolute hippocroccapig that my pisshead mate went home with last night
by Owlix May 3, 2023
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Hippocroccadillapig

That Wendy Sandy is a hippocroccadillapig, I wouldn’t touch her with yours!
by Shag July 29, 2023
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Hippotomises

I got confused between hypothesises and hippopotamus.
He hippotomises the enduring gravitas of Mark.
by Blasphemous Essayist September 1, 2025
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