hippophile 

One who loves horses

I concluded jack was a hippophile when I caught him jerking off a black stallion.

hippophile by ScarySnowflakes October 9, 2016

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

The fear of long words.

Person 1: Hey, I just got diagnosed with Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (a lung disease).

Person 2: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Person 1: Oh, do you have Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?

Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia by JJJake June 30, 2023

double hippopotamus 

When a person's face is so bloated and deformed that it's impossible to distinguish it from their ass. As it is, the ass already resembles a hippopotamus face. For the poor bastard sporting one of these, it also resembles theirs. It is a synonym with "Ed Zachary Disease".

Yikes - look at that double hippopotamus. If he ate with his ass and sat on his face, I wouldn't know the difference.

double hippopotamus by mossyrock September 3, 2014

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Fear of Long Words. Go figure

Those who are reading this probably have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by CrAzYtAlKeR46 January 24, 2005

hippopotamus drop kick 

A large woman taking a shit, you barge in and drop kick her off the pot.

That fat girl was stinking up the bathroom so I gave her a hippopotamus drop kick.

hippopotamus drop kick by suzie crew April 2, 2009

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

a phobia where people are afraid of long words!....

doctor:i think you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia sir, a fear of long words!

Patient: i have hippopotomonssss.....aaaah!!!*starts crying* i cant do this! please! why so long, aaah!! *runs out of the room.*

doctor: they should come up with a shorter name.......

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by lalala#4 February 6, 2014

hippopotamonstrosesquippedalian 

hippopotamonstrosesquippedalian refers to a long word, such as itself.

People who fear long words are said to have hippopotamonstrosesquippedaliaphobia

Man 1:Antidisestablishmentarianism is a hippopotamonstrosesquippedalian word.

Man 2: what in the blue hell does that mean?

hippopotamonstrosesquippedalian by kingpaladin August 5, 2005