Shut up you're in my ass (stom ta pe ata batahat shli, from hebrew)

Used as an enhanced silence request.
You're in my ass or 'ata batahat shli' is used to emphasize
that you are not interested in what the other guy has to say.

someone:Hey i don't like what the fuck is going on here
you: Shut up you're in my ass (stom ta pe ata batahat shli, from hebrew)

by walla1989 September 22, 2005

"Slow-down your shutter, your overlaoding me" ("Tsamtsem, ata lo ba-li tov" in Hebrew)

Originated from contemporary spoken Hebrew, it defines a situation where an agitated person, most probably with a splitting head-ache, hang-over or before his first morning cofee, is asking another to calm down, don't use verbose sentences, speak slower or not to overload his aching head with issues that requires listening, thinking or focusing.

This phrase, originating from a leading Israeli comedy show, is well curved in contemporary spoken language and it means (in a free translation): - "slow down your shutter, your "homing in" on me in an overloading manner".

Gesture-aware people most often accompany this phrase with an overdramatic facial expression of a person abrupting his 1-hour sleep after having an awful hang-over, by some woody-allen style geek who lightens up the room and asking him if he read about the new star names EL-12141 reently discovered in our solar system.

You have just broken up with your girlfriend, and you have a splitting headache after a long night of non-fruitful pick-up bar road-show, and you have just been awaken your MBA roomate who opens your room windows wide, turns on the music loudly, and tells you in a patronizing voice "look at you, I am going to take care of you. Do you want me to prepare you an organic Soya drink? and then, we can practice some Yoga, and then..."

You then bluntly, with a suffering voice, eyes half-shut,your right hand blocking the rude sunlight coming from the windows, looking at him and, right before falling asleep again, saying "Tsamtsem, ata lo ba-li-tov".

by Moti Krispil August 26, 2005

Hebrews

The Race of Shenies that killed the messiah.They made a religious belief in the mother Mary 500Bc.?.Also patented said Catholic church and sold it to the Roman Roman peoples, as one would put Mickey mouse on a plastic lunch box and thermos and justify it with the profits that were made by the damnation of thousands of souls.Be it so these Jews didn't mind that for their coffers were lined with Shekels.Jesus was born as the messiah,and these "Chosen people of God" denied Jesus was anything but another man, worse than that just another greedy jew.In Jesus's life these Jewish people witnessed many times miracles in which the Messiah preformed before there beatie Kike eyes.In the process made their lil "judenhounden"brains worry, but instead of making them believers,Jesus, in jew mindset they were not able to admit they were wrong and to rectify their mistakes they had the faux Roman religious faith followers kill this "Jesus son of God"as so the blood was anything but on Hebrew hands.So Judas,Jesus's supposed friend sealed the messiahs 30 and a few years with a kiss,showing the Religious Roman Catholics and their emperor this "Messiah"so they could crucify him!

1.)Hebrews,Jews,Kikes,Shenies,these are all names of the Shekel hording soulless animals that had My Jesus killed,Yet cashed in on making Catholicism and manipulating their own people into the Bible and the Christian faith.
2.)Hebrews lied about 1940s Germany,The germans believe in Christianity and God said "Do not live amongst non believers who have no interest in being committed to the belief in God or Jesus, if you remain in the midst of these sinners you are just as guilty as them in sin for their belief that Jesus was just another man,not the savior of mankind who died to pay the debit of all our sins.So Heir Hitler offered these gypsies eight months to leave the country for the German fatherland wasn't trying to enforce God and Christianity upon the Judenhounden...what the Jews were not understanding was the fact that they were nicely being asked to leave peaceful like 1941 SS soldiers helped them out and to camps.The whole nation of Germany can't help that Himmler was a lil bit more than out of control but these Jews had been given a free pass by train to a place out of the country.Lesson of the story "Dont Kill The Son Of God "

by Til lindemann January 16, 2021

The Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss

this is when 2 people named fahim and farhan have hardcore gay sex for at least 8 minutes (they have to penetrate each other at least once, and for each penetration, they have to excrete feces when the other person's penis is inside of them). then, they suck each others cocks until their mouths are lined with poop, and then passionately kiss. however, since this is the texas variant, they use guns (any gun, preferably long ones) instead of their penises, however penises can be allowed if it is used in combination with a gun. they also have to masturbate to balanced craftwars porn. not much is known about the hebrew edition part, but it is fortold in ancient welsh legend. after they kiss, with each other's poop in each others mouth, they have to pee and ejaculate in each others mouth, first, with somebody squatting down and holding their penis back between their thighs and then peeing/ejaculating, with the other person doing the same thing. then, the person with the smaller penis (usually fahim) will insert their penis into the other person's penis. however, for extra pleasure/freakiness, the person with the larger penis can insert their penis into the smaller penis's urethra instead. once the penis is in the other person's urethra, they pee in each other's urethras. after that, they passionately suck on each other's poop covered cocks once more and then kiss. make the urethra start bleeding beforehand for extra freakiness points! then they kiss again!

fahim: yo, are you down to do the Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss?
farhan: *taking off pants and pulling up bcw porn* yo bet, this time it's gonna last 5 hours!

by talukderlover98 May 8, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>The promised deliverer of the Jewish nation prophesied in the Hebrew Bible.a leader or savior of a particular group or cause. Old English Messias : via late Latin and Greek from Hebrew māšīaḥ ‘anointed’.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The promised deliverer of the Jewish nation prophesied in the Hebrew Bible.a leader or savior of a particular group or cause. Old English Messias : via late Latin and Greek from Hebrew māšīaḥ ‘anointed’.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The promised deliverer of the Jewish nation prophesied in the Hebrew Bible.a leader or savior of a particular group or cause. Old English Messias : via late Latin and Greek from Hebrew māšīaḥ ‘anointed’.<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

Hebrewed beverage

What Tevya and his drinking-buddies imbibed humongous quantities of while raucously singing, "To Life!" in "Fiddler On The Roof".

If Tevya and his fellow Orthodox Jews were so restricted and reserved by their "traditions", why were they still free to wildly whoop it up and swig gallons of Hebrewed beverage in the taverns anytime they wanted? Seems kinda like a convoluted double-standard to me.

by QuacksO April 10, 2019

Hebrew Slave Day

A day of hard labor for mom digging holes, building fences and stacking wood without pay, but good fringe benefits; bbqs, boating, cabin weekends, bin fires, etc

Don’t forget Friday is Hebrew Slave Day, we are moving the back fence.

by Longshotlee April 1, 2024