dirty heaps

he eats poo and chucks at everyone

omg someone just dirty heaps me

by bigdavy56 December 4, 2023

Heaps

An Aussie expression meaning a large amount of something or lots.

Friend: yo, what’s your favourite type or shoes?
Aussie: idek i got heaps

by rotisserie chicken ;) October 27, 2019

Heaps on

To be completely overwhelmed by the situation at hand

Josh was a slow learner and had heaps on trying to learn too many new skills at once

by abraveman September 28, 2021

Heap

A whole mess of a man.

Molly: “how was your date with Jack?”
Sally: “terrible, he turned out to be an absolute heap.”

by Lezpuccino September 5, 2021

dry heap

when something/someone is fucked really fucking hard and said thing/person that was fucked is fucked

person 1: "evan was a dry heap after i was done fucking him"
person 2: "shit bro are you gay"

by teaketchup October 20, 2022

Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate

I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs

by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021

hoarder heap

Large pile of useless and un-used things that have found a place that neither they belong to nor any coherent order by which they were placed while physically located as a homogenous group of items that have endearment value to the collector.

I stopped over at Matt's house but had to turn back once I realized I would run out of oxygen trying to scales his hoarder heap. I saw a few bodies scatters on my way up the trail. I guess at that altitude when you you have not prepared properly at base camp the trek can be especially dangerous even in the off season. Crazy what some people go through to savior a memory.

by Ankle-sprain December 31, 2021