help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk

by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016

HELP ME

PLEASE HELP I'VE BEEN KIDNAP BY PEOPLE AND LOCK ME IN WITH A LAPTOP MADE IN 2001 RUNNING IN THE NEWIST VERSON OF WINDOWS (XP) AND PEOPLE IT STUCK ON 6/30/01 PLEASE HELP ME I'M TRAP IN THIS ROOM ONLY WITH A LAPTOP THAT RUNS REALLY SLOW AND THE LAPTOP IS TERRIBLE IT HAVE 9 GB OF RAM

NO PLEASE HELP ME MY LAPTOP IS SLOW AND BAD.

by need help December 2, 2021

Help me god

Used by people that have some 'issues'. Can be used by anyone.

Bob: What you watchen?

Tom: 'help me god' Nothing, just uh um.. ANIME......

by Grandma_Gordon_Offical November 9, 2021

WHAT?! HELP ME!

A meme with a poorly rendered chicken nugget with the Roblox Man Face. It is used by a speciric content creator and is mostly kid content.

Nettspend Nugget: WHAT?! HELP ME! LIKE = HELP

by 8jmed July 2, 2024

i am in great painel pleasent help me

Did you mean: WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB?

"i AM in great painel pleasent help me"
As an idiota would say.

by Left4ni🅱🅱a September 27, 2017

Help me

help me

help me please oh god

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

Can you help me pee?

A phrase popularized by a certain special student who goes under the name of Thunderbolt. This phrase is typically said by Thunderbolt while graciously riding a purple handle bar, though the phrase can be heard in other places. This sentence is usually used to mock the student, or used as a plea for help. Debate has been going around whether Thunderbolt says "pee" or "please". Either way, the phrase is used in the same way.

"Can you help me pee?" - Thunderbolt says while is riding his purple handle bar as usual. The students at the lunch table mock him "Can you help me pee?"

Kevin is struggling on his homework and needs help. "Can you help me pee?" he says to his classmate.

by skropll March 6, 2025