ni hao bitches

funny ass greeting.

*red walks into room*
Red: ni hao bitches

Blue: sup?

Red: nm

by 95161634546584552187331111255 July 12, 2009

ni hao tanai

Ni hao means hello in Chinese

Tanai means monkey

Therefore, Ni hao tanai means Hello Monkey

"Ni hao tanai, dude!"

"Wtf? What you just call me?"

by jklolomgburninhell January 6, 2009

Seng hao xiang

he....... is a good friend but over time he will change

Seng hao xiang is Indonesian

by phantomknown November 25, 2022

Zheng Hao

an asshole

Eileen: wow zheng hao’s a fucking bitch

by cNQKJy6M March 4, 2019

Ni hao are you?

Funny as hell way to say hello when you are talking to a white person that speaks Chinese. Definitely would be an awesome ending to a movie with Ahnuld.

Ni hao are you?, muthafuckas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**END**

by Aryarfyarf February 1, 2008

ni hao wo

“Ni hao wo” is mandarin and translates to “Hello tis I”. It’s a ripoff to the Shakespearean play Julius Caesar.

Grace, Ni Hao Wo!

by morphy bennett December 21, 2018

zhu jia hao

A Chinese dude that who wants to fit in and try to be cool which end up fail but he is a very nice person which will always be there to help u ._.

zhu jia hao look weird but nice ziejjdjfkendiendiebdiebdidhd

by AA destroyer December 22, 2017