hammy flaps

a flap which is unawfully hammy

"oi hammy flaps, your flaps are ham, fancy making me a sandwich!"

by YOGURLINSHORTS March 24, 2017

Hammy Tammed

The act of getting belligerently drunk within 30 minutes after the first drink.

"Dude, it took her 12 minutes to go from sober to completely smashed. This girl knows how to get hammy tammed."

by Rusty & Joe August 20, 2011

hammy clit

an abnormal sized clitoris, usually too large

When Jason's mom pulled down her underwear I noticed she had a hammy clit.

by david12340 May 12, 2009

hammy fanny

when the vaginal lips hang loose from the camel toe like two slices of ham

you've got a right loose hammy fanny

by offoluke October 02, 2008

Hammy Jammy

When you shove all five fingers at once rapidly in or out of a vagina.

I gave my girlfriend a hammy jammy in the back seat of my car

by Houfyu January 01, 2019

Hammy Lammy

jammy hammy lammy fammy rammy wammy pammy gammy cammy xammy sammy kammy vammy bammy🙀😹🤤

Nishant "Oh great heavens, it's jammy hammy lammy fammy rammy wammy pammy gammy cammy xammy sammy kammy vammy bammy🙀😹🤤"

by Jaga und Baga September 19, 2022

Hot Hammy

The act of a man folding up a slice of cheese and placing it in a hot vagina, ejaculate, then eat the mixture, simulating a hot ham and cheese sandwich, which is commonly served in schools.

I got a Hot Hammy a couple of days ago and my pussy still itches.

by BigDickCorrine July 05, 2020