Hairline

something you don't and will never have, also ppl random people make fun of other peoples hairlines. I Guess its funny or something I dont know

me: pull your hair back leme see ur hairline
person 1: *pulls back hair*
me: omfg
me: I bet you found your dad before you found your hairline
person 1 : starts crying

by KIDBRO September 28, 2023

Hairline-ist

Where someone makes fun of your hairline

"Your hairline is so far back! You're balding!"

"I'm not balding, that's hairline-ist!"

by urmum124 April 20, 2022

Hairline Malfunction

Somebody with the worst hairline you've ever seen

Jack: wow your hairlines so bad
Carol: Jack your so mean

Jack: it looks like you have a hairline malfunction

by Skinny Peinus January 06, 2017

caleb hairline

a virus that has originated back in BC. it mutated and spread through the years. it is typically known as caleb hairline.

i think i am infected with caleb hairline

by iooidhiwdbed December 12, 2022

Tylers hairline

Its like 6 feet tall and looks like a McDonalds sign

Wow look at how big and stupid Tylers Hairline is

by SleepyPanda123 April 24, 2019

Mcdonalds Hairline

A hairline like lydia ritchie’s. Often reffered to as a “Mcdonalds Hairline” due to it’s resemblance of the letter m.

Joel: have you seen Lydia’s hairline?

Kieran: oh yeah what a dog such a Mcdonalds Hairline

by Ben Dover75 March 30, 2022

gangsta hairline

When ya hairline is throwing up gang signs..

Yo nigga! What set you claimin' wit that gangsta hairline?

by Opposite fade March 24, 2016