by Zenku_81 September 03, 2021
A Gideon knows your thoughts because his heart is just that big. Probably works at Taco Bell but is so super intelligent his sauce is lazy. He is not a Stanley. His wisdom is special. He will literally take a firework to the arm to save the tribe. Some refer to his numbness as a sexy coping mechanism. Plays video games a lot and has a great talent for being real. Sublime smile. Some call Gideons the can of soup. Gideons are related to Big Hoss' but are more sensitive. They have purple twins with fish heart. And in the jamborees Gideons play the kazoo. Love your Gideon as he is precious. Must give him tickles so he grows big and strong.
Sam: I saw a Gideon the other day. Gave me Gideon eyes. Felt him inside of my soul like a warm tuba full of coleslaw that my Grandmother made.
Susan: Lucky mcgoo.
Susan: Lucky mcgoo.
by NeoLeeches December 24, 2022
Gideon is so Hammah and good looking
by GlueEater64 January 24, 2025
by TryMeGideon September 23, 2024
by TryMeGideon September 23, 2024
A crowd so big and dense that you have to get in a line just to walk anywhere.
Named after the Star Trek: TOS episode "The Mark of Gideon", where the planet Gideon is heavily overpopulated due to a lack of disease, and people are crowded in everywhere.
Named after the Star Trek: TOS episode "The Mark of Gideon", where the planet Gideon is heavily overpopulated due to a lack of disease, and people are crowded in everywhere.
Forget it. I'm not waiting an hour just to walk around and get into another line. I'm staying away from that Gideon Crowd!
by Always Obsessing December 30, 2021
Elden Ring's obligatory not-outright-evil-but-still-an-asshole character. Goes outside once in the entire game, spends the rest of it in his office, reading. Snarky, impatient, and cocky.
by GideonTheAllKnowing April 10, 2023