Gregg's life

a sad and pathetic attempt at a normal life

+questioning why edgy is a thing

''wow, Gregg's life is horrible''

by wannasmokesomeweed July 10, 2017

gregg the egg

he an egg name gregg

whoah is that GREGG THE EGG????///!!!!1111oneoneone

by egggreggegg May 07, 2019

Fuck off Gregg

When you get called a Gregg you know you’ve fucked up in a party

“Hello can we hang out please?”
“Fuck off Gregg”

by CroatiaNaysa March 22, 2022

Randy Gregg

A hot ass mfing bassist

“Dude, did you see Thin Lizzy? They were so good!”

“Yeah, Randy Gregg threw me a pick!”

by bassistsimp July 07, 2022

gregg the goat

When your the boss at everything

Look at gregg hes gregg the goat

by Mr.kkkkkkkk February 27, 2018

The Greggs Challenge

The Greggs Challenge is a challenge to see who can buy something from all the Greggs in a town or city the fastest

Kai: 'I wanna optimise the time I got for The Greggs Challenge Sam, wanna help?'

Sam: 'How does this work? Is it just all the Greggs as fast as possible?'

Kai: 'Yep'

Sam: 'Time for public transport%'

by therealbbqman June 29, 2022

greggs scars

Stretch marks on a female. From consuming too much of the UK based bakers pasties, sausage rolls and yum Yums

Fuck me me mate, three kids, three dads did you check out her greggs scars and strum them like a les paul 76?

by pongo69x January 18, 2023