graduation speech accent

Obnoxious cadence/tone high schoolers use when giving an cliche graduation speech.

Speaker: As our class survived through such unprecedented times...
Person: Man I hate kids with the graduation speech accent

by RedditAdmin June 13, 2024

Honors PE graduate

Alumni of the Honors PE course. After they have completed Honors PE, they are likely to continue their training at gyms such as Planet Fitness. It is their life’s goal to go to gym everyday. If seen by the normal eye they may be described as “odd” or “weird”, but to the eyes of the gods, they have the embodiment of Sisyphus. Some alumni train for different reasons. Some train for inter-galactic olympics, some just for fun, and others to stop catastrophic events

“Why is that guy using a bowling ball as a kickball?”

“Dunno, must be an Honors PE graduate”

by clekken November 18, 2022

Bus Graduate Degree

A drivers license.

My friend is a senior in High School and still rides the bus home. Someone get him a bus graduate degree.

by sweatyanddisgusting September 06, 2023

The Graduation Effect

The phenomenon in which an old piece of media is constantly brought up in defense of a washed up artist, only for that old piece of media to be nothing special. Famous examples include statements such as: "But Kanye made Graduation" or: "But M. Night Shyamalan made The Sixth Sense."

Dude, that album wasn't that great. You're just falling for The Graduation Effect.

by Rotful_ February 15, 2025

Graduation

Is when you are done with your school and go on to pursue life. This is also the time when you realize how far you have come and sometimes cried looking back to your past, to your best of friends, and to your crush. Graduation hit hard, really hard if you have a lot of friends and memorable teachers. I miss my friends

Tony: I fucking hate graduation
John: Why?
Tony: I will never have the chance to meet you guys again in the future

by The Giant Cock July 02, 2023

rainbow graduation

When all late graduates from diffrent schools have one big delayed graduation.

Sophia: I failed my senior English class and so I had to go to summer school…
Cole: Hey, I got held back so we’re in the same boat! Your dumbass can join the rainbow graduation party!!

by tsolgirl November 29, 2024

Graduation cheese

When you leave a container of milk in your locker at the start of the school year and open it the day before you graduate.

Person 1: What's that smell?
Person 2: Oh, that's just my graduation cheese.

by SCIENCEMAN200 February 23, 2022