Fruitcaking

The act of sticking dried fruit up someone's butt.
Hey, would you be interested in fruitcaking my butt?
by Marshmallow Dandies February 04, 2017
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fruitcake friday

A Fruitcake Friday is when you go out on a Friday night and everyone is a simpleton and having odder than usual behaviours.
Example: 'hey nath who was that fruitcake?'
"It's alright joel it's fruitcake Friday!'
by Noel lodge February 25, 2014
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 04, 2025
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Fine as a Fruitcake Friday

A social media trend to post a photo of your lover. Happens weekly on Fridays. Similar challenges have been/ can be made following the formula *Adjective* as a *Food* *Time Frame*, such as Succulent as a Shrimp Cocktail Summer, Moist as a Muffin Monday, and Vivacious as Velveeta Cheese Valentine.
"I'm posting my girlfriend my fine as a fruitcake friday!"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"
by duckygirl1 April 21, 2021
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fruitcake

makenna is a fruitcake. the sweetest cutest fruitcake ever. will give you a toothache but 15/10 anyway.
my favourite little fruitcake.
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fruitcake

he is the definition of a fruitcake
by siddagoat March 08, 2022
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Fruitcake

A disrespectful name to offend people part of the LGBTQ.
by idfklmaooo February 28, 2019
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