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Flatter Fest

Alice: "I love your boots, Kate. And those tights."
Sally: "And your green coat is very cute!"
Kate: "Wow, this is such a flatter fest."
by casp82 January 27, 2009
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Rascal Flatts

A threesome of metrosexuals that are wanna-be country music stars but are really just a boy band in disguise. Most of their top 40 songs appeal to teenage girls and young women who think their relationships relate to all of their songs.
" John- Hey did you see that new promo poster of Rascal Flatts?"

" Me- Yeah those guys definatley look like they hit up the fag bars on a regular basis."

" John- True"
by dime bag darell May 28, 2006
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Flattened Fauna

Have you read the new book "Common Animals of Roads, Street, and Highway: A Field Guide To Flattened Fauna" by Prof. Knutson?
by MikeMcWorkhardster November 15, 2009
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Flattery Donohoe

An article of clothing worn solely to impress someone on the Internet. It is typically effective, and worn with a degree of pride in one's planning.
Cody: Hey, I'm not getting anyone to talk to on Omegle.
Me: Get some Flattery Donohoe on, it always works for me.
Cody: Yeah, you're rocking some nice Flattery Donohoe
by Horace Dixon February 18, 2011
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Flatty Light

Beer, preferably natty light, that has sat in an uncovered pitcher or water jug for over 12 hours.
"I feel like this natty light lacks the delicious carbonation that I've grown accustomed to from this great beer."
"That's because it's flatty light!"
by Rundeezy September 30, 2011
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Flattening Your Mouse

The term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage.
Person 1: What's that banging sound coming from my room?

Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse

Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?

Person 2: Yep.

Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.

Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.
by Achillies Fortifier November 3, 2014
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flattard

Flattard (or flattards) stands for people who think the earth is flat.

Flattard is the contraction of "flat" and "retard".
"Stanley believes the earth is flat ? Why ?"
"I don't know, he is just a flattard."
by Thibo314 May 22, 2017
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