Flabbergasted

Being flabbergasted is to be greatly surprised or astonished.

"These news has left me flabbergasted."

by purivolley January 27, 2024

Flabbergasted

When you see the homie’s dick that you know is small for the first time and it’s bigger than yours.

You: “Bro I walked in on Jaquavious.”
Jerry: “Really? Was it small?”
You: “It was bigger than mine. I’m flabbergasted!”

by SeanMcShlong February 7, 2024

flobbergated

adj. /FLOB-er-gay-tid/ - Feeling completely wiped out after talking out of your ass for way too long, especially while crashing from Adderall and realizing your brain and mouth have both hit their limit.

Bro, I’ve been rambling in this meeting for an hour and my Adderall’s wearing off. I am absolutely flobbergated.

by sector97grepresentative November 24, 2025