What I call homo-sapiens who are headstrong.
Person 1: Are you headstrong?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "The Finnish Twist Of Versatility"
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "The Finnish Twist Of Versatility"
by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025
Get the The Finnish Twist Of Versatilitymug. A term coined by professional shit poster (and Youtuber) Jeff Holiday, a Finnish bidet is taking a shit in the middle of a blizzard, and letting your body heat melt the frost on your ass in order to wash yo ass (Tariq Nasheed style)
Bertha didn't wipe her ass after taking a shit in the her outhouse in the middle of a blizzard, she just Finnish Bidet'd it
by Wizard of Cummies December 20, 2017
Get the Finnish bidetmug. When you freeze your penis to where it starts being painful, then you run inside and place it inside of your sleeping significant others vagina.
It's cold outside, my dicks about to freeze off I better run inside and give the old wifey a Finnish Icicle to save it from happening.
by Mr.Bee February 21, 2022
Get the Finnish Iciclemug. "Bro I said this chick was a jerk last night, and she stormed off"
"Don't worry bro she probably just had big finnish energy
"Don't worry bro she probably just had big finnish energy
by _kiddy_ August 16, 2019
Get the Big Finnish Energymug. by cosmic_koosh May 24, 2016
Get the finnish whistlermug. The act of gunmen on skis assaulting a group while passing by at high speed, typically with submachine guns, derived from the success of Finnish forces on skis using guerilla tactics against the Soviets in the Winter War and WWII
If Chad doesn’t stop cutting me in line at the express lift I might have get the boys to hit him with a Finnish Drive-by, you feel me.
by fartlove99 January 27, 2021
Get the Finnish Drive-bymug. When you cum you spill your load into a snow cone and slam it in your girls mouth with your Johnson like a Finnish KP-m/44 submachine gun bolt.
“Hey did you hang out with Jessica last night?”
“Yeah, we boned and I gave her the ol’ Finnish Finish.”
“Yeah, we boned and I gave her the ol’ Finnish Finish.”
by TheAnimalMother912 November 20, 2020
Get the Finnish Finishmug.