filet minot

A North Dakota speciality of thickly sliced squirrel loin wrapped in bacon and is considerably tastier than anything from France.

Bob was surprised the snooty French restaurant served a tasty filet minot, a delacacy only found in North Dakota.

by TXAZ May 23, 2018

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Season the filet

Act of using dry or sprinkle oral flavoring on first class pussy prior to eating.

Hey girl I’m bout to season the filet and have some dinner.

by TheShowWithTheToy May 25, 2018

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Filet mignon

1. To have drunk sex.
2. Drunk meat

“You tryna filet mignon?”

“You wanna taste this filet mignon?”

by Kiana3435 August 26, 2022

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Cornhole-Filet

A Cornhole-Filet is where you cut open an animal and fornicate with the new orifice.

“Dale had a Cornhole-Filet with his dog Fluffy, so his wife divorced him and he was ostracized by everyone around him.

by Legen_LLLLLLLLLLLLLLJ2Kool October 7, 2022

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Filet-O-Fish

A product sold from McDonald's that nobody eats

Johnny: hey hunter. Whatchu got there?
Hunter: I'm eating a Filet-O-Fish!

Johnny: ew wtf. Who the hell eats that

by PalistanBall December 30, 2024

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That raw, tender state of being where life has sliced, diced, and sautéed you on its stress-filled skillet. You’re cracked open, stretched thin, and barely holding together—like a broken vase patched up with duct tape and sheer stubbornness. A Human de Filet is fragile yet somehow functional, balancing on the edge of disaster with the grace of someone who refuses to crumble.
Ideal for those moments when you’re a walking disaster and an oddly captivating work of art at the same time.

Here I am, looking in the mirror – cracked, torn, sweating piece of meat, but still holding that human de filet condition.

I’m losing hair every day, biting my nails, scratching random body parts, but I’m still that perfect, fancy-ass human de filet!

- Hey, Jake! How are you?
- Human de filet

by YaWho February 1, 2025

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