When a person is farted on that person becomes the "fart sponge", and everyone is required to fart on that person until the day is over. The sponge can not be passed off unless while farting on the sponge said person sharts.
"I totally sponged Goldner last night, and I had some rank farts. He was the fart sponge all night."
by GFunkJimmy February 28, 2009
Get the Fart Sponge mug.A fart smack is when you sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping friend or foe, squat over their slumbering face (pants optional) and unleash a large, preferably disgusting odored fart. Swiftly after you must wake them up with an authoritative smack to there face. Thus waking them up to a big, startled gasp of ass gas.
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The act of propelling oneself in a direction, by means of flatulence. Depending on how much gas is stored in one's body, it is possible to travel across entire continents, entirely on the power of farts.
It is such a popular activity, that many people are proud to call it a hobby. There are many fart surfing clubs that can be found in almost every country.
It is such a popular activity, that many people are proud to call it a hobby. There are many fart surfing clubs that can be found in almost every country.
To fly from California to New York, one could either drive, buy a plane ticket, or take a train. However, fart surfing is a free and environmentally friendly alternative.
by bu11fr0g July 23, 2009
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Get the Fart Smella mug."Hey sheila, are you gonna rip one right here in public?"
"No worries, you won't hear a thing i've got a fart slicer on!"
"No worries, you won't hear a thing i've got a fart slicer on!"
by thewetblanket March 9, 2012
Get the fart slicer mug.Kyle was storing his farts in his fart sac, then Marc punched him in the stomach and Kyle proceeded to fart, releasing all the farts from his fart sac that he stored.
by FART MAN October 7, 2013
Get the fart sac mug.When you fart so hard it feels like splinters are coming out of your anus. Often times experinced when sneezing and farting at the same time.
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