by DirtyNightClowns January 31, 2017
Chick: Want to come Netflix and Chill? ::send::
Guy: FUCK YEAH I DO! ::closes phone::
*Waits 30mins*
Guy: "Why hasn't this chick texted me back?"
::checks phone:: ::send::
Guy: Sorry! FTPS
Guy: FUCK YEAH I DO! ::closes phone::
*Waits 30mins*
Guy: "Why hasn't this chick texted me back?"
::checks phone:: ::send::
Guy: Sorry! FTPS
by lethalmajik October 22, 2015
by Bacon hater November 25, 2019
by Big Ol' Sausage August 12, 2022
Fail to Proceed. Said in relation to Rolls-Royce Motor Cars.
Rolls-Royces never breakdown, they "fail to proceed".
Rolls-Royces never breakdown, they "fail to proceed".
The Ghost is more economical, with better comfort, road holding and more reliable, no FTP yet (with a higher mileage than the Crewe cars).
by Gustatory February 13, 2020
by Oofergangfactzzzzz December 11, 2018