Fruit shop

A woman with nice boobs and a nice ass.

Damn, Jessica is such a fruit shop. She has melons and a peach

by j mellow June 16, 2015

Mr. Fruit

A funny and genuinely nice gaming YouTuber with 1.5+ million subscribers. He plays mainly with his friends, the extended dream team. He originally got popular for his destiny content and now plays a variety of games, including lots of indie games.

Friend: Hey did you watch Mr. Fruit’s lastest video?
Friend 2: Yeah it was great, he really found the content!

by Voltaira May 11, 2019

Georgie Fruit

1. Of Montreal frontman Kevin Barnes' African American cross-dressing alter ego. Georgie Fruit's in his late forties, a black man who has been through multiple sex changes. He's been a man and a woman, and then back to a man. He's been to prison a couple of times. In the '70s he was in a band called Arousal, a funk rock band sort of like the Ohio Players. Then he went through a few different phases.

2. Anyone who, like Georgie Fruit, says that romantic love is flat, something only for people with no real ambition in their life.

Georgie: I'm just a black she-male, and I don't know what you people are all about.

Charlie's such a Georgie Fruit. S/he doesn't believe in love but s/he can't keep her/his legs closed..

by coniecone November 4, 2010

fruit glizzy

A banana

Man Mike really likes his fruit glizzy

by Diesel39 July 2, 2022

Fruit chew

A penis that is smaller than average.

"My man has a Tootsie roll. What about your man?"
"My man's got a Fruit chew!"

by tacodipeater November 20, 2016

Skoot fruit

Skoot fruit is when you skoot (scoot) on a fruit

Wow look at the time we should go skoot fruit

by Crispy Pratt Pratt’s September 6, 2018

Fruit Bad

Some lairy, skanky person who has the charisma and charm of knome, they are usually accompanied by a rotting stentch and can be found wondering around random places like Tesco's reduction fridges begging for items to be reduced. The term "fruit bad" derives from when such a person purchased a piece of fruit that was 10 weeks just because it was 99% off.

Person 1: aww man that angin woman just bought a sack of spuds that looked like they had cancer
Person 2: Eurrgh what a fruit bad

by AlfredTheGreat May 3, 2011