[Freudian Slip]

A Freudian Slip An unintentional error regarded as revealing subconscious feelings.

Man 1: I had this big Freudian Slip today. The other day I was buying a train ticket at the station from this busty blond and instead of saying "Can you get me two tickets to Pittsburg, I said "Can you get me two pickets to Tittsberg.

Man 2: I had this big Freudian Slip today also. I meant to say to my wife, "Sweetheart, can you please pass the toast. But instead I said, "You fucking cunt, you're running my life."

by Jrizzlerose September 12, 2017

Freudian Selfie Nip Slip

An accidently explicit self taken photograph revealing the senders true intentions.

She sent me a freudian selfie nip slip and I knew it was on.

by Social Media Sigmund March 21, 2016

Freudian Spasm

An involuntary stimulation of the nerve causing a muscle spasm followed by a regrettably inappropriate action that was unintended

Her Freudian spasm caused her to add an extra 'k' at the end of her 'kk' message.

by Regrettinglife December 2, 2016

freudian auto-slip

A freudian slip as suggested by your keyboard suggestions or autocorrect

Guy 1: I was texting this girl and when I typed "We should" my keyboard suggested I put "fuck" even tho we hadn't hooked up yet
Guy 2: Oh damn, the ol' freudian auto-slip

by tem 2 fivety four member June 27, 2017

Freudian Pour

When you are making yourself a mixed drink and because of current life situation, you mix a triple when you intended to mix a single because your “Id” took over.

Well I was having a rough weekend with the in laws but after I Freudian poured a couple G &Ts life got lots better.

by Lbendy33 July 21, 2018

Freudian Slap

an unintentional insult regarded as revealing subconscious feelings.

Person 1: I just interrupted her and started mumbling fat multiple times nonstop.
Person 2: Danm, I don't know dude must have been a Freudian slap.

by daddy-i-love-you July 28, 2019

Freudian Bitch

A woman/female who shows little to no emotion in an argument. Someone in complete control of their feelings and self. Someone who comes into an argument and knows how to play the game. Being able to read off another person without engaging in what they also feel.

"Can't you see how upset I am you FREUDIAN BITCH!"
"I see your upset sure, but this is over literally nothing"

by Kul92 December 29, 2019