Terd Ferguson

When you’re in the bathtub getting booty hole finger blasted and a poop ball comes out and floats in the tub

I got terd Fergusoned last night with a guy from wall street and he just picked up the terd and set it on the edge of the tub for me to look at and realize what I had done.

by Quinoaslut December 15, 2021

Angus Barnes-Ferguson

Angus Barnes-Ferguson

Angus Barnes-Ferguson has a massive penis that is approximently 8-14 inches on average (But he has cerebral palsy).

by AdonisWillis August 18, 2024

Fergusoning

Sticking a large stick into someone's rectum and moving it in and out extremely fast until they are dead.

Oh My God! Caitlyn Was Fergusoning that person over there.

by Pseudonymter June 5, 2022

thomas ferguson

the fucking goat...however if made angy he WILL touch you

is this a thomas ferguson moment?

by thomas'laptop March 26, 2025

Samuel Ferguson

A weird nonce who touches kids with his big hairy toe while licking his mothers tongue

Oh he’s a right Samuel Ferguson

by Lilillilli nany hand July 15, 2019

alex ferguson

A great scottish manager who makes Manchester United one of the best teams in the world.... till Moyses took his job and ruined the Red Devils for good.

Also, founder of the Fergie Time

'O Alex Ferguson of Scotland, when will we see your like again'

by Darwintheking February 26, 2017

Adam Ferguson

An Adam Ferguson is a looming mass that will demolish all in its path. If you dare utter their name, you will have mere seconds before being transported to his domain of trickery. Is the natural predator of a Gregor Cunningham.

"Oh fuck no, it's Adam Ferguson"

by BigEtienne December 10, 2019