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evangelical 

Type of Christianity that places authority in the Bible as the infallible word of God. This does not necessarily mean a literal interpretation of everything in the Bible (cf. creationism). Not to be confused with evangelism, which means something entirely different.
No-one knows what evangelical means.
evangelical by jedi_llama April 28, 2006

Evangelina 

Evangelia is an amazing person. She is so kind, mature and friendly. To come across an Evangelina you are very lucky and should treasure her as much as you can. She also has a great trendy taste in fashion. She is up to date with all trends.
Evangelina is an amazing friend.
Evangelina by :)_:)_:)_:)_ August 7, 2019

Evangalina

A very beautiful, kind, and caring person who deserves the world
I miss Evangalina, they're very swag.

evangelical movement 

When someone takes a crap that is so magnificent they cannot bring themselves to flush, and instead must show everyone they know this magnificent creation.
Bob: Joe! You must see this! Come with me! Something magnificent has happened!
Joe: Wow, ok
Bob: Look, look here at what I have created!
Joe: Um, wow, nice turd Bob
Bob: Nice turd? That is no mortal turd Joe, this is the Turd of turds!
Joe: Yeah, sure, I can see that. A true evangelical movement you've had there.

evangelical christian school 

this is a kinda ok school until you meet all the assholes in your grade. then it’s just ass. going to this school gave me depression and aids. be careful!
evangelical christian school? isn’t that the one where they can’t even dance at homecoming?

Evangelina 

Someone who loves avocados way too much, walks barefoot 99% of her existence, and cuts her lemons the wrong way.
"EVANGELINA THAT IS NOT HOW YOU CUT A LEMON."