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idiots who think they're awesome but they're just real gay asses or boys who think they're "lads" (who are also gay) but are just pasty white kids who think they're awesome cuz they where flat hats, trackies and nikes.
pasty white kid wannabe 1: oi broo ! guess what ?

pasty white kid wannabe 2: yeaah broo ?

pasty white kid wannabe 1: i totally beat up this year 4 kid and got 30 cents of him broo !

pasty white kid wannabe 2: eshaaaays brahh!

pasty white kid wannabe 1: yeeeeeah eshays !
by kateexox November 17, 2009
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esshays

Esshays is a common word used by the nautica wearing lads of Sydney, Australia. It's basically the word 'sesh' in pig latin/stupid lad slang. This word is used in replacement of the slang words such as; mad, cool, sweet, awesome, etc.
Lad1: check out my new rims.
Lad2: ESSHAYS!
by L!ZARD April 19, 2008
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Essayed

Verb - to be essayed
To be given a long winded response equal in length to a small essay, usually in defense of an imagined slight due to miscommunication on a web forum.
In response to his sarcastic joke, John got essayed by the original poster.

"You just got essayed!"
by Jhaelrnya February 24, 2009
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essay

Hey essay, who you tryin to get crazy with? don't you know i'm loco!!!
by Jon Himself March 28, 2003
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essayspike

The one helps in essays
Essayspike is one of the top services around.
by TaYaniaAAaa August 3, 2021
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essaybox

The ultimate tool for getting killer grades
Student A: Hey John! You've been drinking all semester, how the hell are you getting such high grades? Student B: Didn't you hear about essaybox? That's how!
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Essay no Jutsu

the Ultimate attack of the highest power nibba. It's when he has had enough of dumb nibbas shit and decided to end the battle and destroy everything in his path. Often leads to a hype buff of all players around him who aren't the target of essay no jutsu. Strikes immense fear in the hearts of victim while being powered up. Only known counter at this point is to not engage with attack. This leads to the unlocking of the toxic ability buff however, which could possibly be the only known weakness of the user. Essay no jutsu levels vairy in power level depending on target. The user had not yet found a truly worthy foe. His goal is to one day entice his sensei Master Glasses man into a battle where essay no jutsu can be used without Master glasses man taking advantage of the attacks one weakness. Master glassed man is also versed in the same combat styles as The Essay no Jutsu user. That being High nibba IQ of the six paths and bullshit no jutsu. Easiest way to trigger essay no jutsu un provoked is to have a name starting in E and ending with A
Mikel unleased his ultimate attack Essay no Jutsu when Kavesh and Eesa were being to retarded for his liking
by Mikel98159 December 19, 2020
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