Dumpster Blumpkin

Just like any variation of the word blumpkin, this sensuous act occurs between two people who are in love with each other. A gentleman should climb into a dumpster, preferably behind a grocery store or fast food restaurant, begin shitting (pants are optional, but your ding dong must at least hang out the zipper). Then a close friend or whore will climb into the dumpster and begin to slob on the shitter's knob while he is pushing out all those juicy feces.

I was constipated after I ate at Checkers on Lewis Street, so, I walked in Blockbuster, but they wouldn't let me poo. Thankfully I stumbled across Zack's sister and a girl with the exact same name. I informed them of my condition, and they offered a Dumpster Blumpkin. So, that's how I spent my afternoon,between Checkers and Blockbuster, Dumpster Blumkining two ladies with the same name.

by The Stoolwhipper June 15, 2010

Sperm Dumpster

A loose or slutty female whom has fucked a handful of your buddies, and quite possibly you as well. Said female is generally known by your friends as tramp.

"Ya, you're right, man. She is a total Sperm Dumpster. I can't believe she cheated on you with 2 guys!"

by Z the man W January 1, 2009

dumpster porn

Porn that gets passed around between friends, usually on VHS or DVD.

"It's dumpster porn now man, everyone has seen it a million times."

by Kevin Fusco January 25, 2007

Cum Dumpster

A very affectionate term of endearment, often used to describe a very thirsty woman who is often used by men only for her body (which usually is not very attractive); she is just a vessel in which men deposit their seminal discharge when they feel “in the mood”, hence the name “cum dumpster”

Terry: Hey bro, did you hear that Angelo fucked Christie last night?

Bowie: Yeah bro, Christie’s a total cum dumpster. Angelo was just trying to get laid for the second time this week.

Terry: Oh, interesting. Thanks for explaining that to me, you’re a great friend Bowie.

Bowie: Thanks Terry, now stop calling me at 3am on a Saturday and go back to bed.

Terry: Oof.

by THE_00F_MAN November 18, 2019

Dumpster Music

Music that is so damn filthy, that it quite literally puts you into the dumpster. EDM is the most common genre that contains a large amount of dumpster music, however other genre's such as heavy metal can contain dumpster music as well.

Perry: What the fuck are you listening to, Zeb.

Zeb: Boi this new Excision is some straight dumpster music!

by Isaiah C November 30, 2019

Fetish Dumpster

When a person has a particular fetish or fetishes and uses a partner/s or individual/s to get off sexually by fixating on that fetish and not the whole person/s. It is a selfish, one-way experience that serves the needs of the fetishist, while draining the dignity of the one that they are using to fulfill their desires. Example: object fetish (boots), body part fetish (feet), material fetish (smelly socks). These ones gets sexually aroused by that fetish. It can serve to replace the need for an emotional attachment to a person/partner. Essentially, they are treating their partner like a trash receptacle for their self-serving fetish desires.

After being with him/her/them for awhile, I realized they were only with me, to get off on their fetish fix. It made me feel like trash. At that moment, I realized I was being used like a fetish dumpster.

by Chastity Queen January 25, 2023

Texas Dumpster

Taking a hot, steamy shit in someone’s backpack.

He’s gonna be surprised when he goes for his textbook. I did the old Texas dumpster in his new Jansport in the locker room.

As I reached into my backpack for my lunch I felt a semi-moist, warm viscous between my fingers and it was then I realized that I had been given a fresh Texas dumpster.

by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020