by jess, val, derek January 25, 2008
Get the douche canoemug. When two lovers either of opposite sexes or bi-sexuals decide to make intercourse in a canoe and they are total douches.
Two loving douches (male and female) walk about and they decided to go and make love in a canoe. Afterwards, they called themselves douche canoes.
by JoeZii September 26, 2010
Get the Douche Canoemug. The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.
by dtch lgnd September 2, 2015
Get the douche canoe on the lazy rivermug. by doucheelese May 5, 2008
Get the douche canoemug. Someone so full of themselves, that they feel their physical appearance entitles them to to be admired. At which point, they then utilize this false sense of admiration to attempt to take advantage of infatuated victims.
That douche canoe thinks that just because he tries to impersonate Kurt Cobain, it automatically makes him a talented idol, when in reality he is an unskilled parasite.
by Seattle010518 January 7, 2018
Get the Douche Canoemug. by t_tahiti May 22, 2018
Get the Douche canoemug.