by jess, val, derek January 25, 2008
Get the douche canoemug. When two lovers either of opposite sexes or bi-sexuals decide to make intercourse in a canoe and they are total douches.
Two loving douches (male and female) walk about and they decided to go and make love in a canoe. Afterwards, they called themselves douche canoes.
by JoeZii September 26, 2010
Get the Douche Canoemug. The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.
by dtch lgnd September 2, 2015
Get the douche canoe on the lazy rivermug. by doucheelese May 5, 2008
Get the douche canoemug. An overboard term used to describe one who has only reached a standard level of douchyness. If one who has only reached the basic douche level is called a douche canoe, this person would consider it to be an insult. Upon being called a douche canoe, this person would likely become upset & act irrational. At this point, that person would have reached douche canoe standards & you will be justified in calling that person a douche canoe.
I.E. "i dumped my girlfriend because she was a real douche. After we broke up, she went all out "douche canoe."
by argonforrest October 22, 2014
Get the Douche canoemug. Someone who puts their ex girl on his snap chat story for the new girl to see, and she gets mad. That new girl calls him a douche-canoe and proceeds to put a snap story of her own on that says "fuck you" in an act to subtweet his bitch ass
by Big dick III July 15, 2015
Get the Douche-canoemug. by SwagBadger August 28, 2012
Get the two seater douche canoemug.