dob

The Dobsonfly that lives in Mr.Fregolis ear, which is struggling with an identity crisis of not being a Cicada. It likes to switch its habitat, so it might as well sit in your ear and make you listen to white noice all day.

My ears are ringing, but I don't have a tinitus...it's all just? White noise??? Idk how to explain...
- Do you have a Dob in your ear?

by the_chaos July 8, 2022

dob

means that the subject of conversation is a total idiot and should be less dobbish lest they die of dobness. it can be used as an adjective, noun, pronoun, connector, adverb.

“shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?”
“no! a summer’s day is not a dob!”

by cheesychocochonk July 20, 2022

Dobbing

When you’re popping a pimple and it squirts onto the mirror

Casey was dobbing the mirror when she was popping her pimples

by Meomrialieos April 11, 2019