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Emotional Diabetes

Have you ever had a person send you sweet sweet words that made your heart beat fast and the blood rush to your cheeks? Well here is what will happen if you get too much of that good stuff.

Emotional diabetes. This disease flows through the sweet aromatic words of another person or loved one. It stimulates the giggle glands and the shy nature of even the most brute like women and men.

Some other symptoms include but are not exclusive to; tears of happiness, stargazing with no stars, seeing the world through shades of pink and drawing hearts around every picture of them.

This is a very common but sometimes deadly disease if it gets to later stages codenamed adoration and love.
Gaby: "Awwwwwwwww!"
Toby: "What the fluff are you 'Awww'-ing about?"
Gaby: ".....nothing.. Just Nick..
Toby: *sighs* "What'd he say this time?"
Gaby: "Nothin' special.. Just that he loves me and will never let anyone else have me...."
Toby: "Okay"*feels Gaby's forehead* "Yep. You have it. No doubt."
Gaby: "I have what?..."
Toby: "Emotional diabetes."
by The-Purple-Kitten-Master August 18, 2016
mugGet the Emotional Diabetesmug.

Diabetes in a Box

Kryspy Kreme Donuts. As Sydney Airport has a Kryspy Kreme shop in the terminal, they've become the city's major export as people enjoy purchasing them and eating them on their flight. Also refers to any other sugar-loaded or diabetes-inducing snack in a box.
"Whoohoo, I picked up these sugar-loaded Kryspy Kreme's just before we had to board!"
"You feeling proud you bought diabetes in a box?"
by Over the Hll April 10, 2008
mugGet the Diabetes in a Boxmug.

diabetes daddy

diabetes daddy is like a sugar daddy but is but loaded with more of dat sugar.

sometimes if the diabetes daddy is an older man you have to check his blood levels.
since the splenda daddy got me a bike , i went on to the sugar daddy who got me a toyota but i found me a new diabetes daddy who was loaded and got Mercedes and lambo.
by catfish69 October 4, 2013
mugGet the diabetes daddymug.

diabetic rage

when you pick on somebody with diabetes and the flip out and kick your ass in a frothing frenzy
OH NOESS!! HE's GOING INTO A DIABETIC RAGE!!!
by wiender December 16, 2004
mugGet the diabetic ragemug.

diabetes-sized

An incomprehensibly large sized soda, generally a minimum of 42 oz.
If you're going to 7-11, pick me up a diabetes-sized Dr. Pepper. I need something to wash down this bucket of chicken.
by capzloc February 6, 2007
mugGet the diabetes-sizedmug.

Diabetically Delicious

Over-consumption of sugar(carbs) in a short time frame.
Man, I banged on some peanut butter ice cream with crumbled Reese's, Reese's pieces, and chunks of peanut butter cookie. That ish was diabetically delicious.
by Fresh1One526 June 12, 2012
mugGet the Diabetically Deliciousmug.

diabetic munchies

having low sugar and just wanting to eat and eat and continue eating pass the point of no return then when you get your sugar up you realize "damn I ate so much food and now I regret it".
My sugar is low and I am hungry. I must have the diabetic munchies.
by Diabetic 101 September 26, 2017
mugGet the diabetic munchiesmug.

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