delightmare

something that is simultaneously the best and worst thing that could happen

We beat our biggest rivals 8-0! During the game I broke my leg. Classic delightmare.

by supreme gopher November 17, 2011

noobish delight

a noobish sort of food that does not take any cooking experience to make.

Noobish delights are Pizza pops, pop tarts.(cereal if not putting any fruit in it)

by Some random bored kid May 6, 2009

Relish Delight

While performing oral sex, the woman throws up in her mouth while the man ejaculates swallowing both at the same time

Did you hear? Sam gave a guy a Relish Delight in the Primanti’s parking lot!

by Relish Delight Queen June 4, 2021

Steam Boat Delight

A ball Jacuzzi combined with a blowjob

James blew on the spout as Sarah administered Filatio "that was the best Steam Boat Delight i have ever had!"

by steam_boat_delight May 8, 2011

Dwight Howard

An event where one dude acts like such an ass that he immediately replaces Lebron James as the biggest faggot on Earth.

Dude 1: Wait a minute, this guy signed a two-year extension, then had his coach and the team GM fired, demanded a trade, and refused to go to any team but the Lakers to ensure that his team could not negotiate a fair trade?

Dude 2: Yes, and he wears fake prescription eyeglasses with the lenses popped out because Lebron and Wade do it.

Dude 1: Man I thought Lebron was a giant faggot but this Dwight Howard really takes the cake.

by mintek August 20, 2012

Blackbeard's Delight

The act if performing cunalingus on an exceptionally hairy female (probably black hair) and at orgasm she squirts all over your face.

Remember that girl we met at the library? Later that night, she totally gave me Blackbeard's Delight!

by Hot Carl Commish August 4, 2010

Dwight Howard Style

Noun: in which a man puts a superman cape on his penis, takes his balls, and slams them into a womans mouth with all his force, in verb form: Dwight Howarded

dude, last night i totally got it on Dwight Howard style with your mom, i think i might have broken one of her teeth

did you see the game last night? Dwight Howard completly Dwight Howarded Delonte West

by jmoneygreatestrapper December 30, 2009